So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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