Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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