There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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