so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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