Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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