Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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