I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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