Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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