Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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