What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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