is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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