doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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