she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
