im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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