ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she woke up with a sticky ear
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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