Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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