He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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