idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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