I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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