Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
