i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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