party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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