Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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