whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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