im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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