Where is the hickey?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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