In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Come on in and take your pants off
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