I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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