I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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