let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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