you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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