Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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