oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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