Sponge bath it is.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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