new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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