i think my tv is drunk
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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