If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
