Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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