matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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