You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
