I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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