Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Two words: nipple clamps
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