Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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