I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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