when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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