He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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