did you get engaged???
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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