she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
