Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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