Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I will be naked everywhere
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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